Sunday, September 11, 2005
How to know if You are Obsessed with Harry Potter
1. You find a stick and you sand it and varnish it to make a wand.2. You carry the afore mentioned "wand" every where you go (just in case).3. You have learnt at least 10 of the spells in Harry Potter and what they do .4. You practise these spells every day with your "wand".5. ... And try to convince your friends that they have worked for you.6. You believe they have worked for you .7. You try to persuade your parents to buy you an owl.8. When they refuse, you say "but look at all the money we could save on stamps".9. Since they still aren't persuaded you decide to rename your pet hamster Scabbers.10. You have started calling chemistry Potions class.11. ... And maths is now Arithmancy.12. ... And biology is now Herbology.13. You call the teacher you hate most Professor Snape.14. You know the Hogwarts school song by heart.15. ... And have made up a tune to sing it to.16. You also know both of the songs the sorting hat sings.17. ... And you have made up a 3rd one for it to sing in the next book.18. ... And sent this to J K Rowling.19. As soon as you finish reading The Order of the Phoenix
you start reading The Philosophers Stone again.20. You always have one of the Harry Potter tapes in your walkman.21. You are terrified of spiders yet you weren't before you read the Chamber of Secrets.22. When ever your computer says "You've got mail!" you automatically run outside
and scan the air for owls.23.You call your head teacher Dumbledore.24. You buy round, black glasses...25. ... Despite having perfect eyesight.26. ... or a pair of gloves and tell everyone that they are made out of dragon skin.27. You insist that "Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find them" is the only textbook
you have in nature study...28. You try to convince your teacher that you spotted a Grindylow in the girls' bathroom...29. You BELIEVE that you spotted a Grindylow in the girls' bathroom...30. You search everywhere for the Three Broomsticks hoping to drink at least one bottle of butterbeer.31. Whenever you go to a train station you have the distinct urge to charge through platform 9 ¾.32. Before you get anything you point your wand at it and yell 'Accio'.33. You watch a film and in your mind replace the main characters with Harry, Ron and Hermione.34. You bombard J.K. Rowling with letters about the future books.35. You create a website dedicated to HP. (no I still don’t think I’m obsessed)from http://www.fantasy-worlds.co.uk/obbsessedhp.php
